tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-55611655106186471352024-03-05T08:00:51.606+00:00The Happy Blog of Harriet HarmanHARRIET HARMAN'S BLOG. Letting you know what I, Harriet Harman am REALLY thinking, Westminster Gossip, Human Interest Stories, and all sorts of yada yada.Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-47018792183074528472008-08-09T01:07:00.000+01:002008-08-09T01:07:00.449+01:00What I did last week #1 - No funeral for evil witch<div align="left">This is the first of a theme of posts entitled "What I did last week". </div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left">It is to keep all of you up-to-date with all the wonderful things I amdoing as MP for Peckham/Deputy Leader of the Labour Party/Minister forEquality/Minister for Women/Leader of the House of Commons/Lord PrivySeal/something else I never remember. </div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left">Last week, while Gordon was away and I was minding the shop during my moment, I <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/aug/02/harrietharman.margaretthatcher">cancelled his decision </a>to give the old bat lady (aka Thatcher) a state funeral. OVER MY DEAD BODY.</div><br /><div align="left"></div><br /><div align="left">State funerals are reserved for royalty and aristocracy such as myself, not grocer's daughters from Grantham. As long as I am Prime Minister, or almost Prime Minister, I can assure you that her burial will be as humble as her origins. With any luck, the oldbat will croak while Labour is still in power, Heaven knows if Cameron gets in then it'll be state funeral a-go-go :-(</div>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com22tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-15505347031844130442008-08-03T18:59:00.004+01:002008-08-08T13:06:25.264+01:00Blogging Awards<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmmwe7QJpDks9rgz-kNJ9_Gd1_5AIH2_PFQJ_xY25_YWpFt-U39SmpP95UiGDg4lIlvZK0VhhhazaeTe7SNQdGCxYmfDwziytVDQQ8dFJiS9ztFa2T-3YRcmNEISguWYsj66NTCp_LfC0/s1600-h/trophy.gif"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5232116846668830594" style="FLOAT: right; MARGIN: 0px 0px 10px 10px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgmmwe7QJpDks9rgz-kNJ9_Gd1_5AIH2_PFQJ_xY25_YWpFt-U39SmpP95UiGDg4lIlvZK0VhhhazaeTe7SNQdGCxYmfDwziytVDQQ8dFJiS9ztFa2T-3YRcmNEISguWYsj66NTCp_LfC0/s320/trophy.gif" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Dear Readers,<br />You may or may not be aware, that your Happy Harriet won the Witanagemot<br />blog award last weekend for <a href="http://www.toque.co.uk/witan/modules/news/article.php?storyid=56">Best New Blog</a>*.<br /><br /><br />Yes and I did this without even advertising or begging for votes. Of<br />course the votes were rigged, Witanagemot is run by men of course, so they<br />only offered me the 3rd place position, number 1 - Letters from a Tory was<br />not even a new blog and Number 2 - was written by odious Scotsman Tom Harris who<br /><a href="http://tomcharris.wordpress.com/2008/08/02/id-like-to-thank-the-academy/#comments">believes he "pipped" me </a>to the top spot, what a jackass. It's not surprising seeing as he was<br />crawling around grovelling for votes and is actually a professional<br />journalist turned politician according to his <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Harris_(politician)">wikipedia profile</a>** while I<br />as you know was not particularly well qualified in anything before becoming an MP and<br />so am therefore the better blogger. It is common knowledge that anyone who starts from<br />a disadvantaged position is automatically better than anyone else they are competing with.<br /></div><br /><div>Anyway,<a href="http://iaindale.blogspot.com/2008/08/last-chance-to-vote-for-your-top-ten.html"> Iain Dale is asking people to vote</a> for their top 10 political blogs by midnight tonight.</div><br /><div>So if there are any fans out there who demand my recognition, email him at <a href="mailto:toptenblogs@totalpolitics.com">toptenblogs@totalpolitics.com</a><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">* There was a slight hiccup, as they originally gave it to my old, official blog - which isn't even new, duh!<br /><br />**which he OBVIOUSLY wrote himself.</span> </div>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-6921059788727206532008-07-31T20:19:00.006+01:002008-12-10T00:15:11.045+00:00Happy Birthday To Me<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCUhwNSgW9f_j6qUroyeKZ5Ct8krPCvwOEyWEQn2Fa18GNjPxubBdShm5EyWlfcL05h36Vc57TJnF4g_8huSkKZXf5ZON8gv0WduijC5rBf0A8iAQZQkawdcU9J8Uj075RTG5MpFPIb2I/s1600-h/birthdayCake.gif"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiCUhwNSgW9f_j6qUroyeKZ5Ct8krPCvwOEyWEQn2Fa18GNjPxubBdShm5EyWlfcL05h36Vc57TJnF4g_8huSkKZXf5ZON8gv0WduijC5rBf0A8iAQZQkawdcU9J8Uj075RTG5MpFPIb2I/s320/birthdayCake.gif" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5229334151424689634" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:78%;"><br /></span><span style="font-size:78%;">I was so morose yesterday, wondering why I hadn't received any congratulatory emails from my blog readers. I just realised that I'd clicked on "Save Draft" instead of "Publish Post".<br />Whoops. I never claimed to be good with computers!</span><br />--------------------<br /><br />A birthday is the one day in the year, when a woman reflects back on what she's accomplished and speculates on what lies ahead in the future. Analysing the decisions , asking deep questions, e.g. "What is the meaning of life?" and so on.<br /><br />Luckily I've never been given to much introspection. I prefer to congratulate myself on a job well done as often as possible.<br />For me life has always been about plodding on and bulldozing one's way to success. That is the secret to my unflappable yet gormless self-confidence.<br /><br />Yes, people like Gwyneth Dunwoody might have begrudged me this. Sniping that I thought I was one of the chosen few, but dear readers, and I say this to you with the utmost humility : I sincerely believe that I was born to rule. I do!<br />Surely it can't be luck that I have managed to come so far in just 58 years?<br /><br />Yes, yes, I know a lot of people don't like me and call me horrible names like Harridan Harperson or Harpy- something or other. It's been like that since I was a child when <a href="http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/standard/article-23522943-details/The+feminist+grandee+with+her+eyes+firmly+fixed+on+Number+10/article.do">I used to push and shove the girls</a> in the playground. <br /><br />I suffered the mocking sneers of the oh-so-bright scholarship girls* as my teachers called me "not at all academic, not a jot remarkable and a bit dull". Do you have any idea what that does to a person? To have an accomplished mother disappointed that after attending the most expensive girls school in the country, I still couldn't get into Oxbridge and only graduated with a second class (lower) in politics from York University, hmmm?<br />Now you understand why my one goal in life now is to ensure that all unaccomplished women like myself get to rise as high as possible.<br /><br />Well I showed them all, didn't I? I developed true grit.<br />I have proved that you don't have to be the best to win. How many people do you know who have QC after their names without ever actually practising any real law**? Exactly. And yet people continue to underestimate me at their peril.<br /><br />The young whipper-snapper, Milliband has another thing coming if he thinks the Premiership is his for the taking. I always, always, always get my way. Sooner or later.<br /><br />You may now wish me a Happy Belated Birthday if you please.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Yes and where are they now, hmm? Are they about to become Prime Minister - DON'T THINK SO!<br /><br />** No my days at the Civil Liberties Union were spent canoodling with Jack behind the picket line. This was so that I could eventually get union support for my parliamentary career but ssshhh.. dont tell him that!<br /></span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com9tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-68134345592487610312008-07-31T01:46:00.003+01:002008-12-10T00:15:11.215+00:00When the Cat's away, the mice will play<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR9FiL0RnWCh4amPLfZwyuADSRnCELzeZpptitw4o3uT2jzlf2zuo8PuC9AYEW1Dvq0Kjrhg8fH1CVPJamIpY0eXV_WfM2J1SRg0FrbbbRqoHzieImF3jnRDuhaJImhBtdQnIfQgvQ53E/s1600-h/casualdress.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiR9FiL0RnWCh4amPLfZwyuADSRnCELzeZpptitw4o3uT2jzlf2zuo8PuC9AYEW1Dvq0Kjrhg8fH1CVPJamIpY0eXV_WfM2J1SRg0FrbbbRqoHzieImF3jnRDuhaJImhBtdQnIfQgvQ53E/s320/casualdress.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228974628518339810" border="0" /></a><br />Never mind the ceaseless <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1039714/QUENTIN-LETTS-So-Harriet-Harperson-WAS-PM.html">mocking of me by Quentin Letts</a>.<br />That puny little man is quite frankly a literary pygmy and his derisory attempt at "satire", has fallen flat seeing as everybody else ( ok <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2008/07/29/harman-running-britain-115875-20675418/">The Mirror</a>) has accepted that I am in charge for the week.<br /><br />It all reminds me of another moment in time about 30-odd years ago, when a woman had to wrench the party leadership from an unpopular man of dubious sexuality. She too was mocked, you know.<br /><br />I won't be wasting this rare chance of getting my way without having Gordon bitch over my shoulder. As he's not around and it's summer I've taken to dressing a little more casually as I go to my office in Number 10, releasing my inner slob if you like.*<br /><br />Anyhoo, you might remember me discussing the need for more legislation to improve equality in this country since my not very well received** Equality Bill. Well, you've probably already heard, but I am currently working hard to <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2008/jul/28/ukcrime.law">make it easier for women to kill their husbands </a> while removing the inexplicable provocation defence available for men to kill women. This is to even up the huge inequity dealt out by mother nature, that allows an angry jealous husband by sheer physical strength alone to crush his wife's skulll while the best she can hope for is leaving a nasty bruise, or taking an eye out! Well, Husbands will be sleeping with that one eye open** from now on and all because of me. I love my job!<br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Also, the tracky bottoms are the only things that seem to fit these days.<br /><br />** Go on Sarah Brown.... you know you want to. Just do it and you will never have to wake up to that scary smile EVER again</span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com17tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-31565577997111125542008-07-29T21:18:00.005+01:002008-12-10T00:15:11.480+00:00This IS my moment!<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoCWCTf9M6Vcfb7gIa6I3LvsmRkec8o2QlU6Hxmv_OGpRaiM-F639UnuV6AmsU6_uU5W0fn_E2L0leMnJj21-TRt3-gBkUNei7_YgcyzTcnpeEYt2heyACuDFBDT8MA52lrNaYvg9rixk/s1600-h/smug+cow.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjoCWCTf9M6Vcfb7gIa6I3LvsmRkec8o2QlU6Hxmv_OGpRaiM-F639UnuV6AmsU6_uU5W0fn_E2L0leMnJj21-TRt3-gBkUNei7_YgcyzTcnpeEYt2heyACuDFBDT8MA52lrNaYvg9rixk/s320/smug+cow.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5228708100475390210" border="0" /></a>A question from an anonymous reader yesterday:<br /><div class="loose" id="b6nr" goog_docs_charindex="4"><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >"Please tell us more about how you feel as a powerful independent woman, having 10 Downing Street to yourself, as a sampler of your wonderful future."</span> <div class="loose" id="yrh_1" goog_docs_charindex="197"><br /><br /><object height="486" width="412"><param name="movie" value="videoId=1695581908&playerId=1137883380&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&"><param name="allowFullSceen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="videoId=1695581908&playerId=1137883380&viewerSecureGatewayURL=https://console.brightcove.com/services/amfgateway&servicesURL=http://services.brightcove.com/services&cdnURL=http://admin.brightcove.com&domain=embed&autoStart=false&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" h="" eight="486" width="412"></embed></object>Well, since you asked...It feels GREAT!</div> <div class="loose" id="yrh_2" goog_docs_charindex="214">Why just yesterday, <a href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/2466112/Gordon-Brown-in-public-spat-with-Harriet-Harman.html">I invited my entire family round </a>to Number 10 to get a feel of the place and to take curtain measurements for when we move in after party conference. As you probably know, our house on Winterbrook Road is mortaged to the hilt and the incessant Fathers4 Justice campaigners are getting rather tedious now. The sooner we can leave Herne Hill, the better.</div> <div class="loose" id="cej9" goog_docs_charindex="612"> </div> <div class="loose" id="sc-k" goog_docs_charindex="615"><a id="c2-p" href="http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/labour/2466112/Gordon-Brown-in-public-spat-with-Harriet-Harman.html" goog_docs_charindex="616"><br /></a></div> <div class="loose" id="c2-p0" goog_docs_charindex="738"> </div> <div class="loose" id="c2-p1" goog_docs_charindex="741">Poor Jack looked so uncomfortable in the luxurious surroundings. Let this be a warning to all of you considering marrying outside your social class.. don't do it! My weakness for bald men of Irish extraction* is what got me into this mess, but I digress.<br /><br />I gave a wonderful interview earlier, wearing my lucky jacket**, batting my eyelids seductively whenever a difficult question was asked. Gordon as usual was spitting as his reckless decision not to make me Deputy Prime Minister has done me no harm whatsoever as I am a much better performer than he ever will be. Never underestimate the power of the eyelids, people. Never. I learnt that from Princess Diana who is my idol (obviously!). It works like a charm every time.<br /></div> <div class="loose" id="cej90" goog_docs_charindex="804"><br />Yes, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7531576.stm">I might have denied it</a> in public, but this really<span style="font-weight: bold;"> is</span> my moment.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*with a hint of jewish, although not enough to raise any eyebrows<br /><br /></span>**<span style="font-size:85%;"> Overheard: Jacqui Smith thinks that I look like a fat cow in it. This from a woman who has yet to learn the subtle art of power dressing and thinks that getting her tits out is a sign of authority. The bitch will pay, don't you worry about that. </span><br /></div>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com11tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-82220429599649497672008-07-25T16:37:00.006+01:002008-12-10T00:15:12.026+00:00A Glasgow Kiss<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiXKHvR9dE1DwJXJjnZP-crbmZliwSxL4fyPomwjNmmPlZHXmmSS0FFWP0c-Rrt-aaASluZP4w1jomkreltp5eLhIvucIHBDuFSAa8zr2_NLVnt3d4f8z2ftu1FK_ICBQUl_k3EMczkYM/s1600-h/knocking+at+your+door.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgiXKHvR9dE1DwJXJjnZP-crbmZliwSxL4fyPomwjNmmPlZHXmmSS0FFWP0c-Rrt-aaASluZP4w1jomkreltp5eLhIvucIHBDuFSAa8zr2_NLVnt3d4f8z2ftu1FK_ICBQUl_k3EMczkYM/s400/knocking+at+your+door.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226977709540939858" border="0" /></a><br />So....we lost Glasgow East.<br />I have to admit I am not surprised.<br />I knocked on the door of many a Glasgow oik, and I could tell that they were intimidated by my rank and femininity.<br /><br />I had to keep an inane grin on (see above pic), as these filthy peasants slammed their doors in my face, and wouldn't talk to me unless i got a hairy Scottish oaf (Des Browne see below) to do the talking while the women kept back!<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCTnhRAG1-cT4_G-ygjgERaGBnnEj2F6YowczeQMrWo3R3IK8C4iVsnEf-EnMdazKr7SGNrSnWzVPjiDK59BMIikLpcMXeOeK-XB46kO96Htsh5fWqjuzXdc6kjNvhAHODeTKU9xJLoWg/s1600-h/desbrowne.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCTnhRAG1-cT4_G-ygjgERaGBnnEj2F6YowczeQMrWo3R3IK8C4iVsnEf-EnMdazKr7SGNrSnWzVPjiDK59BMIikLpcMXeOeK-XB46kO96Htsh5fWqjuzXdc6kjNvhAHODeTKU9xJLoWg/s320/desbrowne.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5226978515721081698" border="0" /></a><br /><br />The ignominy! The SNP candidate meanwhile was invited in for cups of sugary tea. I knew then that all was lost.<br /><br />The reason for this terrible result, as with most things in this country is sexism.<br />It is not a co-incidence that our recent beleagured candidates, Tamsin Dunwoody, Margaret Curran and even Wendy Alexander have all been women.<br /><br />The men of Glasgow East, like those in Crewe clearly could not rise above their prejudice to do the right thing and vote for Labour.<br />Labour has done so much for this impoverished area which is quite similar to my own constituency of Peckham - I'd be just as likely to wear a stab vest around the Glasgow East council estates for instance.<br /><br />With any luck this by-election result will be the last nail in Gordon's coffin and I can finally take over and become Britain's first female prime minster. I will then be able to implement more aggressive equality bills e.g all-women shortlists whenever there is a vacancy for a FTSE100 chief executive. I can assure you there would be no credit crunch if women had been making the decisions in the banks and companies nationwide.Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com7tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-78037312767799099122008-07-09T09:35:00.004+01:002008-12-10T00:15:12.217+00:00Harriet "Jones" for PM<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0tAbYyQ1ilSoJuYJS05N2MCI8v0l7WOLgqdW-Xbp7tXEczjzjWLCGcRw26Tccf-1SEX0KFH3WHbqK8_-bkFKep-GX_2SSlg1DdqJKo5iuPuQtly-U7i53BnirHyW5Krxyi_N9dOnRqmk/s1600-h/200px-Harrietjones.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5220977274978351602" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; CURSOR: hand" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi0tAbYyQ1ilSoJuYJS05N2MCI8v0l7WOLgqdW-Xbp7tXEczjzjWLCGcRw26Tccf-1SEX0KFH3WHbqK8_-bkFKep-GX_2SSlg1DdqJKo5iuPuQtly-U7i53BnirHyW5Krxyi_N9dOnRqmk/s400/200px-Harrietjones.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><p> My regular readers will know that I have been planning to be Britain's first female Prime Minister since <a href="http://harrietharman.blogspot.com/2008_02_01_archive.html">my first post</a> on this blog where I proved that Margaret Thatcher was not really a woman. <br /><br /><p>It is therefore, extremely annoying when people like Guido insinuate that I've been"secretly plotting" to become PM. What secret? What plot?If you'd been paying attention you'd have spotted enough clues, you stupid men.<br /><BR> Isnt' it suspicious that I always manage to keep myself on the front pages, inspite of Gordon's attempt to banish me into the Outer Hebrides of the Cabinet? Hmmm?<br /><br /><ul><br /><li> Wearing a stab vest to show how much I care about knife crime, <br /><li> Organising a hack of my own blog and then mysteriously being the first person to talk about it here*<br /><li> Getting those men in superhero suits to jump on my roof top (they got there again <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7496804.stm">very early this morning</a>, well done boys). This is a publicity stunt to ensure that nobody is talking about anything else but me before my 2nd take of PMQs this afternoon. Hopefully it will be as glorious and victorious as last time. <br /><li> Helpful articles by my friends in the media, <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2007/jun/08/comment.politics">Polly </a>and <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2008/jul/08/women">Jackie</a>. <br /></UL><br /><br /><P>You don't think all of this was a co-incidence do you?<br /><br /><p>Other clues have been more subtle , with the always helpful co-operation of the BBC, I managed to organise the insertion of Harriet "Jones" as Prime Minister in Doctor Who. This broadcast a subliminal message to the country that someone called Harriet will one day be Prime Minister. She is played by Penelope Wilton who is a dead ringer for me in case people get confused and start thinking of Jacqui or Tessa.<br /><br /><p><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Jones">Harriet Jones</a> is great and eventually saves the earth by giving up her own life. The BBC did insist sadly on her eventual annihilation by the Daleks (i.e THE EVIL TORIES). This is to ensure the general public was so traumatised by Harriet's Death on TV they will ensure that this does not happen in real life in the 2010 elections**.<br /><br /></p><strong>Please Britain Please.Let me do for the country what I have done for Peckham. </strong><br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:78%;">*Duh.. Of course it was an inside job! This is not a spoof blog!</span><br /><br /><p><span style="font-size:78%;">** And people say I don't think ahead?</span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-4067401525034474112008-07-04T00:58:00.009+01:002008-12-10T00:15:12.376+00:00My Feminist Legacy<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxhP5rt8ymS07fkJ-5C7muKqv8H51WNKncGGvWtKcJL8AM-Dfm1eMSZNXUVKvLCZ8Pc48wpRjNl2CZyev_P3DFYfhcMcRl5Y0pOwful70X0D2yqb2FFQC_cvUxgnOlnb1pf5F5wG-hUQI/s1600-h/feminist.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 10px 10px 0pt; float: left; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxhP5rt8ymS07fkJ-5C7muKqv8H51WNKncGGvWtKcJL8AM-Dfm1eMSZNXUVKvLCZ8Pc48wpRjNl2CZyev_P3DFYfhcMcRl5Y0pOwful70X0D2yqb2FFQC_cvUxgnOlnb1pf5F5wG-hUQI/s400/feminist.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5219521886069088098" border="0" /></a>Some of you have been ranting, asking for me to "justify" the <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/minette_marrin/article4232173.ece">Equality Bil</a>l.<br /><br />The bill came as no surprise to those of you who read my blog regularly. <a href="http://harrietharman.blogspot.com/2008/04/difficulties-with-white-men.html">I did mention it a few months ago</a>. Anyway, here are<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">7 Reasons why the Equality Bill was needed.</span><br /><br />1) <span style="font-weight: bold;">My Legacy: </span>Now that Labour may not win the next election, it is important that I leave behind something for people to remember me by.<br />Most people think it's just an addition, but actually my Equality Bill will replace all the previous equality legislation that has gone before it! <a href="http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm200708/cmhansrd/cm080626/debtext/80626-0004.htm#08062679000001">Under the guise</a> of replacing "complex legislation". Crafty old me.<br />History will be re-written and in the future, when little girls sit with their mothers in front of the fireplace asking "When Did Women become equal to men?", the mother will smile proudly, (with no mention of the suffragettes*), and reply "Harriet Harman Did That". I will be more famous than my favourite and most famous cousin, Neville Chamberlain.**<br /><br />2) <span style="font-weight: bold;">To increase my chances of becoming leader of the labour party:</span> It really is quite tedious having to go through the hassle of getting elected and being qualified. Much easier to just change the rules so that a woman will be picked. Obviously there aren't any ethnic minorities who could even DREAM of running for party leadership or even (gasp) Prime Minister*** so there's even less competition.<br /><br />3) <span style="font-weight: bold;">To shore up my personal vote in time for the coming apocalypse:</span> It is very important that I do something for the people in Camberwell and Peckham- most of my voting constituents as you know are female and occasionally black.<br /><br /><br />4) <span style="font-weight: bold;">To end wage secrecy: </span>Just for a laugh this one. Oh come on. What's the point of being a minister if you can't have fun with it? Haven't you always wanted to know what the person working beside or above you was earning!? I think it is important that people know these things. Unless of course it has anything to do with MPs pay and expenses in which case I will fight to the death using taxpayers money, <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/politics_show/7398047.stm">even if it costs £200,000</a>.<br /><br />5) <span style="font-weight: bold;">To avenge Jack:</span> He was an abject failure, as Secretary of the Brent Trades Council in 1977 to win the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grunwick_dispute">Grunwick Dispute</a> on behalf of the Asian Women. The least I could do was bring in a law that would help ethnic minorities and women without the evil boss dodging it by getting a favourable ruling from the House of Lords, full of stuffy, misogynistic white men.<br /><br />6) <span style="font-weight: bold;">To push through my all-black shortlists: </span>I mentioned <a href="http://harrietharman.blogspot.com/2008/04/difficulties-with-all-black-shortlists.html">back in April</a> the difficulties I was having. I did say I would think of a way to overcome the Race Relations Act didn't I? With any luck, there will be less obstruction this time. Pardon my language, but some of these minorities are f**king ingrates. I do them a favour and they feel patronized...as if they could make it without my help! Baffling! Sadly, not a single ethnic minority person even asked for this bill. As usual they need to be told what they want and when to want it.<br /><br />7) <span style="font-weight: bold;">To wrong-foot Gordon: </span>He never wanted me to win the Deputy Leadership election you know, the bastard.<br />He has always sneered at women's issues and gave me the "wimmin's" department because he thought it would be powerless and I would be kept out of sight.<br />Heh!<br />And there is a lesson there for all of you who make the stupid mistake of under-estimating Harriet Harman.<br /><br />Yes, yes, I know working with this new law might be very inconvenient for those of you running small businesses but I've never let that stop me and I'm not about to start now.<br />To be honest, being born into an aristocratic family, I have never had to run my own business and tend to avoid associating with tradespeople wherever possible. Most of you really are tedious, endlessly complaining about "red tape" and whatnots.<br /><br /><br />So there you have it, people. Seven, honest, true reasons for the bill.<br />Let me know how you get on implementing, okay?<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />*In your face Dunwoodies!<br />** What? Don't tell me you didn't know!<br />*** And so it should be, people should know their place.<br /></span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com8tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-5351793434534138302008-07-03T22:15:00.002+01:002008-07-04T00:56:07.312+01:00Sorry!Well, what do you know - I've been missed!<br />Thank you for all the emails asking for the next instalment.<br />I did not abandon you, dear readers.<br />My proxy server* broke down and I was very busy putting the final touches on my lovely Equality Bill.<br /><br />I am pleased that so many people read this blog. Having said that, I am a bit worried that a good number of you come from the National Front and other white supremacist websites. <span style="font-weight: bold;">Go away from my blog bad people!</span><br /><br />Anyway, so much has happened since I last posted:<br />- David Davis resigned from his job as shadow home secretary and started snuggling up to Shami Chakrabati.<br />- We did very well in the Henley By-election, managing to beat Harry the Bear,Bananaman Owen and BOTH Independent Miss Great Britain Party candidates and I'll tell you now that everyone in the party heaved a sigh of relief!<br />- Some more people got stabbed in London and err... what else, oh yes.<br />- My EQUALITY bill, but more on that in my next post.<br /><br />So yes, I'm back and will be writing more frequently as from now on.<br />Remember, if you're having trouble knowing when to check for updates...<br /> Look to the sidebar on the right---------> and SUBSCRIBE TO THE FEED.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Not that I know what that is of course!<br /><br /></span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-20463095073219651012008-06-10T07:26:00.005+01:002008-06-10T07:26:03.358+01:00Readers Letters #1As you might have guessed, I get a lot of letters and emails from my fans. Most of them are not worth responding to, however occasionally, I will waive this rule, if I am bored or angry enough, or if the person is really, really nice. I will share my correspondence with you as often as I can.<br /><br />Today's letter comes from my No. 1 Fan*<br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">9th June 2008</span></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">Dear Harriet, </span><br /><span style="font-family:courier new;">I nearly choked on my cornflakes this morning, reading about your imbroglio with Fathers 4 Justice. </span><span style="font-family:courier new;">The ignominy!<br /><br /></span><span style="font-family:courier new;">I fully sympathise with your plight, it must be hard being Harriet Harman. I am so impressed by how in the last 3 months, you have single-handedly proved New Labour's commitment to this country's security. First of all, a thorough understanding of electronic security measures before the introduction of ID cards as aptly shown by your choice of such <a href="http://www.blogger.com/playpolitical.typepad.com/labour_party/2008/04/harriet-harman.html">a secure password</a>.<br />Secondly, you marvellously set a good example on the effective tackling of personal security issues, by <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3658775.ece">wearing a stab vest </a>in your own constituency. Finally yesterday, a clear demonstration of how well versed in anti-terrorism procedures our most important government officials must be, judging from the great difficulty, those 2 men in their costumes managed to climb onto your rooftop without rousing you from slumber! Presumably you left the front door open so they could get in without making too much noise...ingenious.<br /><br />I do hope that you continue to grace the front page of my newspaper with your zeal and efforts. The Labour Party is lucky to have you.<br /><br />I remain,<br />Yours Ever<br />Marina Ehrhart<br /><br /><br /></span></span>So kind isn't she?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span style="font-family:courier new;">Dear Marina,<br />Thank you for your kind words. I do think you are being over-generous, at least one of those above incidents was regarded as a pretty monumental cock-up on my part, but if you didn't notice, then probably no one else did either, so shhhhh and tell no one!<br />It is nice to know that I have some fans out there and your emails are always appreciated. Please keep writing and let me know what initiatives and ideas you would like to see from me and the Department for Equalities and whatsits (I keep forgetting the name). Your suggestions are always welcome, especially as I have recently run out of new schemes to implement.<br /><br />Best Wishes,<br /><br />The Right Honourable, Harriet Harman QC MP<br />Leader of the House of Commons<br />Minister for Women<br />Minister for Equality<br />Deputy Leader of the Labour Party<br />Chairwoman of the Labour Party<br />Devoted Wife and Mother.<br /><br /><br /></span></span><span style="font-size:85%;">*I am judging from the frequency of her emails. To be honest, I can't tell if she's a real person or not. Best to err on the side of caution.</span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-27789327957840605872008-06-09T15:43:00.004+01:002008-12-10T00:15:12.590+00:00Rooftop Terrorist is still there<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIitTAD_dKZdLETHL161bRQkoWWqfx0AHH41K0zslVO_5llBMGwFxoAVNUe2R0ZyQKI-tAzOQWPeoLVU8kXKKeYwrNFzAXFZqDef_pGlIE967Nj4zc-zZE8o3Pe4lCdoDdee8DE1JdUFA/s1600-h/harriet+leaves+f4j.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgIitTAD_dKZdLETHL161bRQkoWWqfx0AHH41K0zslVO_5llBMGwFxoAVNUe2R0ZyQKI-tAzOQWPeoLVU8kXKKeYwrNFzAXFZqDef_pGlIE967Nj4zc-zZE8o3Pe4lCdoDdee8DE1JdUFA/s400/harriet+leaves+f4j.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209909884626439538" border="0" /></a><br /><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Grrrr</span>.... It is Monday and the the rooftop terrorists are <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1024972/Harman-hounded-Rooftop-protest-fathers-rights-pair-drives-minister-home.html">still</a> there. I am now <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">officially</span> homeless. Unbelievable. All of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Herne</span> Hill is a buzz and my neighbours at number 22, keep pointing and laughing. These Fathers 4 Justice people really are taking things too far.<br /><br />Some advice would be handy at this point. What would you do if you were me, dear readers, if some nasty oiks* climbed on top of your roof and started messing about?<br /><br />I mean, HOW DARE THEY!? Jack of course, is completely useless in these situations **.<br /><br />Ordinarily I would call the police, but as you can see from the picture, they are already there and doing sweet fanny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">adams</span>.<br /><br />It is amazing what our police service has come to. In the good old days, they would have climbed the roof, clobbered the intruders to death with a truncheon, doffed their bobby hats with a "'twas an '<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">onour</span> to serve, my lady" and i would have tipped them sixpence or if they were lucky, a shilling. Now thy just stare at me <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">gormlessly</span>, muttering something about the Human Rights Act!<br /><br />In the meantime, Jack and I will be awaiting your advice during our brief stay at the Ritz... ON EXPENSES.<br /><br /><br />*<span style="font-size:78%;">One of them is a driving instructor for goodness sake and the other is a stonemason!<br />**He only gets tough when he's part of a big gang, organising a strike somewhere and the other person is hopelessly outnumbered. Put him in a one-on-one situation and he'll wet himself. I know for a fact that I have kicked more ass than Jack.</span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-50404214967379624752008-06-08T11:25:00.004+01:002008-12-10T00:15:12.813+00:00Fathers 4 Justice on my F*@!$%ing rooftop.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo5HnAqlpHpLUHMVwFMhYg_yjIZRpmwedRbJhIY9Si54bpiSNO_q-dv8SkNHOFRbSrQLxChtapv-5lxWWrDbZ5W31TWbl5-2aqgHo860_NtxJq9lIPFvRJfNaTTKhC3N641z1dWy_cR7U/s1600-h/f4j.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgo5HnAqlpHpLUHMVwFMhYg_yjIZRpmwedRbJhIY9Si54bpiSNO_q-dv8SkNHOFRbSrQLxChtapv-5lxWWrDbZ5W31TWbl5-2aqgHo860_NtxJq9lIPFvRJfNaTTKhC3N641z1dWy_cR7U/s400/f4j.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5209455642101562562" border="0" /></a><br />A mysterious group called <a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30100-1318413,00.html">Fathers for Justice have broken into my house</a> and are bouncing about on my rooftop as I blog.<br /><br />The horror of it all!<br />Luckily I am not at home, but in our more secure house in the countryside away from the rabble of South London (spit!).<br /><br />This has completely justified my £200,000 legal bid* to keep MPs expenses private as <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/politics_show/7398047.stm">I said on the politics show.</a><br />Publishing our addresses is a bloody security risk!<br /><br />Yes, yes I know it would be very easy to find out that I lived on Winterbrook Road without having to dig into my expenses -my gobby neighbours at number 22 and 26 have seen to that! Although one can't blame them as it isn't easy living next to a celebrity especially one as posh as me. Sigh.<br /><br />But anyway, why are Fathers For Justice attacking my home?<br />Probably because <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1023664/Single-mothers-forced-babys-father-birth-certificate--pay-200-fine.html">I opposed the new measures</a> to make sure they will be named on their children's birth certificates?<br />If so, well what can I say? It never ceases to amaze me how ungrateful people can be**.<br />I am merely trying to spare poor children the embarassment of being associated with an undesirable father. There are many people who for instance would rather not have it known that their father was a Tory MP, or had been to prison, or even worse...both. Yes I do mean you, Jonathan Aitken. Look at the damage he has done to poor Victoria, who is n<a href="http://nymag.com/nymetro/news/trends/n_8657/">ow a table dancing rapper</a> and was last seen shaking her bootie on a hip-hop video. What has Fathers 4 Justice got to say about that, eh?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">*It failed, but no need to worry about me as it was taxpayers money so I'm alright, thanks for asking!<br />** 'Tis a well known fact that the greatest prophets such as myself will alway be rejected by their own</span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-86302437108254027692008-05-30T15:02:00.004+01:002008-05-30T15:22:57.612+01:00Most Influential Woman?I heard yesterday that the independent has released a list of the <a href="http://blogs.independent.co.uk/openhouse/2008/05/blair-is-the-mo.html">top 10 most influential women</a> and I was in it! So I rushed to the Herne Hill newsagents to buy a copy of the paper before it was sold out, only to find that I was not number 2, but number 8.<br /><br />So who do they think is the most influential woman in the country? The Queen. Bollocks to that, I say. We're talking about a woman who only deigns to speak to her "subjects" once a year on Christmas Day when they most likely won't be listening anyway.<br /><br />And number 2, dare I even speak the name of the he-monster that was Margaret Thatcher. The woman can't even speak, let alone stand on her own two feet, and she hasn't been in power for 18 years!! How could she be more influential than a living, breathing, legislating Harriet Harman? It makes me ill.<br /> <br />So at least I'm number 3 right? WRONG. I am still beaten by JK Rowling, a kiddie novel writer, Posh Spice (fair enoug)h, Shami Chakrabatty who bizarrely is more influential by doing the job I held 28 years ago, and Elisabeth Murdoch who only got there because of her family connections.<br /><br />So I come in at number 8, just pipping Cherie Blair (how? how?) and Zaha Hadid who I'm sure none of you have even heard of.<br /><br />What a load of Bollocks.Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-68723174780250719172008-05-30T12:52:00.000+01:002008-12-10T00:15:12.976+00:00Where has Harriet Been?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGojJY3fAyz-Vbh3gSIgGa-uk2pkiygCqXWLd3SP5YRxexhuA_5vnIG1vAscK0SBDCDZYDuar0w_SD6vlauLs7jRF7A5E8Snk4X3P5dWkDQLPV7QWQQZVSb151fgCLVhngk2e4QGMVMlM/s1600-h/desperate+copy.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgGojJY3fAyz-Vbh3gSIgGa-uk2pkiygCqXWLd3SP5YRxexhuA_5vnIG1vAscK0SBDCDZYDuar0w_SD6vlauLs7jRF7A5E8Snk4X3P5dWkDQLPV7QWQQZVSb151fgCLVhngk2e4QGMVMlM/s400/desperate+copy.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5206136409058624802" border="0" /></a>Sorry for not making any updates at all in the past week. I'm a busy woman you know!<br />Besides, parliament was in recess, (again!) and that means that we <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">MPs</span> should be taking time off from our usual activities including blogging.<br />So, 10 points for whoever can guess what I've been up to this past week.<br /><br />a) Trying to raise funds for the Labour Party* before it <a href="http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/may/29/labour">bankrupts </a>me<br />b) Gathering up supporters to oust Gordon<br />c) Crushing Crazy Nadine's <a href="http://www.dorries.org.uk/Blogs/2008/May/25#25">dream</a> of being an influential politician<br />d) Sorting out my £23,000 <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">payrise</span>,<br />e) Recovering from the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Crewe</span> and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Nantwich</span> disaster.<br />f) All of the above.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Seriously</span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-90182295965463579122008-05-21T10:35:00.002+01:002008-05-21T10:56:51.803+01:00Boo and SandwichEveryone is talking about <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Crewe</span> and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Nantwich</span> -yawn.<br />You probably haven't heard, but there is a by-election happening there, tomorrow.<br />It shows how inexperienced Labour is at running campaigns. They should have got me, winner of the 2007 Deputy Leadership election to do it. Instead they played the toff card. A big no-no and trust me, my Uncle was the Earl of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Longford</span>, never never talk about toffs. It always comes back to bite you in the ass.<br /><br />Personally, I blame the problems on Gwyneth <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Dunwoody</span>. <br />She should have named her daughter "Gwyneth" instead of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Tamsin</span> or Moyra*<br />That way people wouldn't have noticed it was someone else running.<br /><br /><br />Most people are forgetting that she spent her last years voting against government bills with the Tories. Gwyneth was a selfish old biddy, always putting herself and her constituents before the Labour Party. I bet she was a double ag<a href="javascript:void(0)" tabindex="10" onclick="return false;"><span></span></a>ent and the loss of that constituency will make no difference whatsoever.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Good Heavens, What was she thinking!<br />**BLOGGING MAY BE LIGHT TILL THE WEEKEND - PLEASE BEAR WITH THE INFREQUENT SERVICE.<br /></span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-8954874941771979292008-05-16T02:38:00.006+01:002008-05-17T16:17:12.694+01:00Naomi Campbell rescues the Labour PartyBeing a leader often means coming up with innovative solutions to difficult problems.<br />I'd been thinking about how to fix this temporary dip in the polls and then it struck me...what Labour needs is a<span style="font-style: italic;"> celebrity</span>. Someone who can shore up our core vote and is a good role model for kids. So I looked in the phone book for a talent agency and asked who they could rustle up as quickly as possible. We were in luck. It turned out that Na<a href="http://news.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,91248-1311753,00.html">omi Campbell is on bail for assaulting a police officer</a> and would happily get out of bed for less than £10,000.<br /><br />Female Vote - check<br />Black Vote - check<br />Tall Vote - check<br /><br />So, I told Naomi on the phone that if anyone asks what she was doing there, she should just say "Women's Health Issues" -easily the most uncomfortable topic for aggressive male journalists. I also told her to say something nice about Gordon, something surprising like "he's a barrel of laughs" or " very jolly". Just watch the video to see how well she does<br /><br /><object width='400' height='224'><param name='movie' value='http://video.news.sky.com/sky-news/app/flash/SkyvideoWrapper.swf?playerType=embedded&type=sky_production&videoSourceID=1316185&flashVideoUrl=feeds/skynews/latest/flash/naomi_150508_1400.flv'></param><param name='allowFullSceen' value='true'></param><param name='allowScriptAccess' value='always'></param><embed src='http://video.news.sky.com/sky-news/app/flash/SkyvideoWrapper.swf?playerType=embedded&type=sky_production&videoSourceID=1316185&flashVideoUrl=feeds/skynews/latest/flash/naomi_150508_1400.flv' type='application/x-shockwave-flash' allowFullScreen='true' allowScriptAccess='always' width='400' height='224'></embed></object><br /><br />Naomi and Gordon have lots of things in common. She has been to anger management and he is known to get into fits of indescribable rage, so they got on well together and she gave him a couple of tips . She might even have given style advice to frumpy Sarah Brown while she was there.<br /><br />When the world is beating at your door with a recession, inflation, tax palavers, housing issues, climate change, godawful election results and a suspiciously inconvenient by-election, Naomi Campbell is just the pick-me-up we need to take everyone's minds off the problems.<br /><br />Besides the only other option was to go with Hazel Blear's idea <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7399700.stm">An Apprentice/Maria/Strictly Come Dancing</a> show starring Gordon, which I thought was completely bonkers - everyone knows Gordon can't sing or dance!* It just goes to show that when it comes to the Labour Party, truth will always out-parody fictional spoofs.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*or be in a competition where he's not the only contestant</span></p>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-59361921384733915472008-05-15T08:14:00.003+01:002008-12-10T00:15:13.178+00:00Harriet Harman looking good<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgow8cYTg-MZrtQbbUxToql1CfUeqYqWU9TSrpAuIt5xkpcnDGVuKrt7mX8ytMFKozCKfKhCjhxRx9rCUBTUMO7-fypst5ndnrjsQsE0EVC7Fwx8pV1GQ_omDmjkI0Vlo2ml7wkuJO_nu0/s1600-h/meandjacqui.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgow8cYTg-MZrtQbbUxToql1CfUeqYqWU9TSrpAuIt5xkpcnDGVuKrt7mX8ytMFKozCKfKhCjhxRx9rCUBTUMO7-fypst5ndnrjsQsE0EVC7Fwx8pV1GQ_omDmjkI0Vlo2ml7wkuJO_nu0/s320/meandjacqui.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200503573198962866" border="0" /></a><br />Yesterday someone took a picture of me while I was day dreaming about when I become Prime Minister. Don't I look smart and cute? Certainly a lot better than Jacqui Smith, who was struggling to pay attention to what Gordon was saying and is getting more haggard looking by the minute. The poisoned chalice position of Home Secretary is clearly taking its toll.<br /><br />At least she's started covering up her cleavage a bit now. Personally, I think the only reason Jacqui ever got noticed was because she stuck her 36<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">DDs</span> out, very vulgar and totally deserving of that caricature on <a href="http://www.itv.com/entertainment/comedy/headcases/">Headcases. </a><br /><br />Speaking of which.. I wonder when they'll do me. Surely I am important enough to have someone spoof me by now?Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-49088700565848167692008-05-14T00:53:00.005+01:002008-12-10T00:15:13.303+00:00Aunty Diluvian<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3_mPSwSteAWqTCPm_o48lbZ1gPnxmjlI8gHng68-Y7qwT0Z4P21CDphXElHq4CkXZAy6NxnaR6H1SV95mL9tLDbx63tRwoI6C8npnxHVYVXwpkmP7fIRM98BoNus1BZ516CrKugwZcbc/s1600-h/nadinemedusa.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi3_mPSwSteAWqTCPm_o48lbZ1gPnxmjlI8gHng68-Y7qwT0Z4P21CDphXElHq4CkXZAy6NxnaR6H1SV95mL9tLDbx63tRwoI6C8npnxHVYVXwpkmP7fIRM98BoNus1BZ516CrKugwZcbc/s320/nadinemedusa.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5200027291390607522" border="0" /></a>I know you're wondering where I've been.<br />Undercover, that's where. It's a dangerous time to be a member of the labour party. <a href="http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/politics/article3882852.ece">We are not popular at al</a>l, <a href="http://www.labourhome.org/story/2008/5/10/21924/0903">not even with ourselves.</a><br /><br />I really need to blog about something else other than Labour issues right now which are just too depressing. Something that will cheer me up. Hmm... Let's see.. How about Nadine Dorries? She's always good for a laugh. "Who?" I hear you ask. Exactly.<br /><br />Nadine is a backbench Tory nobody (who as my constiutents would say, "thinks she is all that"). Whenever people complain about the poor quality of female labour MPs, I point smugly at the crazy lady sitting on the Tory benches who single-handedly makes us look like the army of competent intellectual professionals we know ourselves to be.<br /><br />Yesterday, <a href="http://www.dorries.org.uk/Blogs/2008/May/13#13">Nadine complained </a>that another Tory MP, John Bercow, used <span style="font-size:180%;">BIG</span> words that she didn't understand like p-r-e-j-u-d-i-c-e-d and then continues:<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span> <span style="font-style: italic;font-size:85%;" >Antediluvian isn’t a word you hear much on the housing estates across Britain, so I had to ask what it meant*.</span><br /><br />Well Quite. My personal experience is that you don't hear many words on housing estates, people there prefer to communicate by a series of grunts and growls.<br />I think it is rather rude of Nadine to speak ofthe working classes -her own people, in such a fashion. Perhaps someone should tell her that a housing estate is not the best place to go if one needs to improve one's diction.<br /><br />It is shocking though. This is <a href="http://www.theyworkforyou.com/search/?s=antediluvian">a word that is used many times in parliament</a>. We tend to use a lot of big words in the house you know. It's not a place for illiterate old nurses. Clearly, she should have checked her dictionary during the debates then, not just assumed we were talking about some MP's relative! At least she she had the good sense to finally ask someone yesterday, even though she still got the meaning of the word wrong.<br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-size:85%;">Before a flood apparently</span></span><br /></div><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span>No, Dear. Before <span style="font-weight: bold;">THE</span> Flood. Not just any flood, or all floods, Nadine. Sheesh.<br />Presumably now she thinks that John Bercow was referring to her as something that happens before a flood -A sort of giant sandbag perhaps?<br />She then uses the word 5 more times (practice makes perfect!) although never seems to quite grasp its meaning.<br /><br />The good thing though is that unlike me, Nadine does not allow comments on her blog, which means that no one will be able to correct her and we can all have a good laugh for a while. Yes Mid Bedfordshire, read it and weep. This is the woman YOU voted for, who represents your views in parliament. Remember that next time you write a letter to your MP and use simple words or textspeak.<br /><br />*Will someone please get the woman a dictionary for Christmas? It is too risky letting her "ask somebody".Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-35090682352935113982008-05-09T08:29:00.004+01:002008-05-16T23:43:04.447+01:00In Peckham TodayToday is Friday, which means instead of leading the House of Commons, I have to be in my constituency talking to residents there who have problems. <span style="font-style: italic;">Shudders.<br /><br /></span><span>A complete waste of time as everyone knows they will vote Labour anyway.<br />The caseload is unusually high as well.<br />They must have <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk_politics/7379382.stm">seen me on BBC</a> last week, saying how "determined I was to listen".<br />I wasn't talking to you, Peckham!<br /></span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-91713699301889231322008-05-08T00:31:00.009+01:002008-12-10T00:15:13.496+00:00Boris's new Crony.<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhts1UtdMlgo1nMDacyfYYpSXPqTXQgHMmUOPSaFTNuV1PQhyFsOoQo8ha6IGyMd-THEvB_Ne8CCGoBc7sFTeBcHnu6hOdFLjP5BlbEvh1G7UKybXXwTmxTH3fb5Jo7EgElREjj1vb6ARs/s1600-h/borisandlewis.jpg"><img style="margin: 0pt 0pt 10px 10px; float: right; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhts1UtdMlgo1nMDacyfYYpSXPqTXQgHMmUOPSaFTNuV1PQhyFsOoQo8ha6IGyMd-THEvB_Ne8CCGoBc7sFTeBcHnu6hOdFLjP5BlbEvh1G7UKybXXwTmxTH3fb5Jo7EgElREjj1vb6ARs/s320/borisandlewis.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5197910310002642210" border="0" /></a>Now that our Minister for London (yes that's you Tessa) has completely ballsed up the london elections and handed the mayoralty to the Tories on a silver platter, I am effectively the last London Labour MP standing*. <a href="http://broganblog.dailymail.co.uk/2008/05/are-labour-whip.html">Diane Abbott has been slapped down</a> and Kate Hoey, aka <a href="http://video.aol.com/video-detail/kate-hoey-is-bonkers/696703409?icid=acvsv1">"Bonkers"</a> didn't even wait for the results to be announced before <a href="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/7372823.stm">jumping on the Boris Bandwagon.</a><br /><br />The Labour Bloggers** and myself are now what's left of the London opposition to Tory Mayor.<br />Sigh.<br />Leading from the front is Bob Piper who has <a href="http://www.bobpiper.co.uk/cgi-bin/mt/mt-tb.cgi/2116">just discovered </a>that Boris has hired a <span style="font-weight: bold;">black</span> person to be his Deputy Mayor. Yup, you read that right - Ray Lewis, a <span style="font-weight: bold;">black </span>person! <br />This is a shamelesss hijacking of Labour Party policy if I ever saw one. Everyone knows that Black people are a Labour thing.<br />I never thought the Tories would stoop so low and as Bob points out, this is cronyism of the worst kind - Look at the way they're hugging for goodness sake! <br /><br />Just as he was announcing that he wants the focus of his mayoralty to be on youth gun and knife crime. One of the <a href="http://www.mailonsunday.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=564293&in_page_id=1770">inconsiderate shits in my Peckham constituency</a> decides to go and get himself stabbed to death. An altogether rather convenient death, wouldn't you say? No doubt organised by the Tory mafia!<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;">*Yes I know there are other London Labour MPs, but you can't remember any of them can you? Exactly. Neither can I. QED.<br />**those of them that have regained consciousness and not living in denial</span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-16601042975846820732008-05-06T22:59:00.003+01:002008-05-06T23:43:49.519+01:00Harriet Harman's Blog......is <a href="http://blog.harrietharman.org/">back</a> up.<br /><p class="loose" id="cydr2" goog_docs_charindex="284">God help us.<br />I wonder what the new password is.<br />Whoever is writing it, is not even bothering to blog properly anymore. Just a to-do list of what I'm doing each day such as trying to solve the terrible problem of young people hanging around an estate.<br /></p><a href="http://www.mattwardman.com/blog/2008/04/28/harriet-harman-on-data-security-do-as-i-say/">Speaking of which, someone has cunningly noticed my little white lie </a>on Adam Boulton's show last week. Any excuses...? Like i said <a href="http://harrietharman.blogspot.com/2008/04/harriet-harman-guide-to-survival.html">before </a>When all else fails, act girly and stupid and people will go easy on you.<br /><br />I really should write a book about survival tips for a long-term political career.Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-58231634453837773492008-05-06T08:33:00.009+01:002008-05-17T16:18:18.676+01:00Reassuring Party Members - A letter from Harriet<p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";">I sent the following email to Labour party members during the chaos. Gordon really should have been writing it, but we didn't want to make things worse. You need someone who is able to write with plenty of meaning hidden between the lines. I have filled in the blanks for you below.<o:p></o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS";"><o:p> </o:p></span></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" id="a.na12" face="arial" goog_docs_charindex="2536" align="center"><i style="" id="iywj0" goog_docs_charindex="2427">A heartfelt thank you to all party members and party staff who worked so hard in the elections on May 1.<br /><b style="">Dear Peasants.. I mean Comrades! Thanks for nothing, which would have been better than your half-arsed campaigning efforts on May 1st.<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">Congratulations to newly elected and re-elected councillors and Greater <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">London</st1:City></st1:place> Assembly members.<br /><b style="">However, Congratulations to those of you who probably stood unopposed or at least managed to escape the slaughter and carnage by rigging the postal vote system.<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><b style=""><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">It was good to see the gains that we made, including in Slough, Liverpool, Ipswich and <st1:city st="on">Oxford</st1:City> and the increase in our vote for the GLA in <st1:place st="on"><st1:city st="on">London</st1:City></st1:place>.<br /><b style="">It was good to see that there are still some people out there who will vote for a donkey as long as it wears a Red Rosette.<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><b style=""><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">But it was a tough night for the party in <st1:country-region st="on">Wales</st1:country-region>, and in <st1:place st="on"><st1:country-region st="on">England</st1:country-region></st1:place> And I want to pay tribute to our council leaders and all our councillors who lost,<br /><b style="">To the losers who think that the night was tough, think again. We will probably be obliterated in the next general election and you can kiss goodbye to any hope of a peerage or parliamentary career or any advancement in Labour Party politics and all the perks that would have awaited you<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><b style=""><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">and to Ken Livingstone who did so much in improving policing, housing and securing the Olympics<br /><b style="">and to that odious little man who thought he was the Emperor of London, whose improved policing now means I can't go into my own constituency without a stab vest, and getting London the Olympics which are now costing £100 billion instead of £1 billion * and which your grandchildren will still be paying for 2062., Good riddance!<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">This election was dominated by the economy and it is clear that people are feeling the pinch.<br /><b style="">The election was dominated by the fact that we removed the 10p tax band, to make things easier for the middle class and boy did those working class oiks feel the pinch!<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><b style=""><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">As the Prime Minister said, "We have to listen as well as lead", this means listening widely and responding wisely.<br /><b style="">As the Prime Minister proudly repeated the hypnotic meaningless guff that I taught him, remember that we are NOT a listening party, why? BECAUSE WE KNOW BEST! However as long as we TELL people that we're listening, then that's alright.<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><b style=""><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></b></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">One consequence of the results of Thursday's elections is that there will now be closer scrutiny of what the Conservatives are proposing.<br /><b style="">One consequence of the results of Thursday's elections is that there are fewer footsoldiers to deliver our leaflets in the next election.<br />People will have no choice but to read the Tory leaflets. Sh*t.<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style=""><br />We will now step up our attack on the Conservative Party.<br /><b style="">We will now step up our attack on them with the few wounded troops we have left.<br />As long as people remember that they are nasty and racists, we can continue to put up donkey candidates i.e you, my beloved comrades and keep winning elections.<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style=""><br />Our values are clear and our commitment is strong.<br /><b style="">Our values are clear enough and our commitment to remaining in power come hell or high water remains strong.<o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style="">Working together we will make progress for the hard working families of <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region>.<br /><b style="">[EVIL LAUGH]<br />We haven't made much progress for the hard working families of <st1:country-region st="on"><st1:place st="on">Britain</st1:place></st1:country-region>, but keep voting for us as we're working on it.<br />It is always darkest before the light at the end of the tunnel .</b><o:p></o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center; font-family: times new roman;" align="center"><i style=""><o:p> </o:p></i></p> <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align: center;" align="center"><i style=""><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Thank you so much for your support</span><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman;"> Best wishes,</span><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman;"> Harriet Harman</span><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman;"> Deputy Leader of the Labour Party</span><br /> <b style=""><span style="font-family: times new roman;">Thanking you for your support in advance of the upcoming leadership election. </span><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman;"> Best Wishes,</span><br /><span style="font-family: times new roman;"> Don't forget to vote for Harriet Harman as Leader of the Labour Party after conference... YOU KNOW IT'S GOING TO HAPPEN DON'T FIGHT IT!</span><o:p></o:p></b></i></p> <p class="post-body">*although that's partly Tessa's fault to be fair</p>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-44470432704602048392008-05-06T08:18:00.004+01:002008-05-17T16:18:18.677+01:00Rising from the AshesI'm sure you don't need to ask where I've been these last few days.On the plus side, at least we won back Slough council! <br /><br />I've been doing the rounds from studio to studio and comforting our people on the ground. After the scale of Thursday's election disaster, only a woman could do the damage limitation for Labour properly. <p class="loose" id="k7vp1" goog_docs_charindex="91">In testing times, people want someone to soothe and calm their nerves. Can Hazel soothe? (HA!) Can Jacqui soothe (don't think so!) err... who else is left? That's right. NO ONE. They should call me Harriet "Soothing" Harman. </p> <p class="loose" id="l8pa2" goog_docs_charindex="438">Useless Gordon, wheeling me out at such an ungodly hour, 7:30am for pity's sake to make excuses for him while he cowered behind his desk.<br />I received an anonymous text while I was on air. <em id="peb70">"Do you have any idea how nauseating it is to have to listen to you say over and over and over again that Labour will be "more focused on listening to people and more in touch". </em>The cheek! To be fair, I'm not sure anyone bought that rubbish. What Labour has to do is "listen and learn"? <br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">What we really need to do is dump Gordon and get someone who isn't so bloody weird e.g. me.</span></p> <p class="loose" id="efin0" goog_docs_charindex="438">Imagine it. If Gordon resigns... I would become by default, Britain's first female Prime Minister.</p> <p class="loose" id="hmyr2" goog_docs_charindex="1211">Don't worry though. I gave <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Macavity</span> a piece of my mind and got him out there to face the music with his favourite interviewer Andrew <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Marr</span> who doesn't have the balls to ask him tough questions. <strong id="hyyq1">It did not go well.</strong> Clearly <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Marr's</span> Dr. Jekyll wasn't in the building and left Dr. Jekyll to man the studio. Dear, oh Dear. Easily the most humiliating interview Gordon's ever had to do. Talk about kicking a man when he's down. Sick Stuff. At least <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Paxman</span> is consistent! </p> <p class="loose" id="c5lx1" goog_docs_charindex="1211">Sometimes I almost feel sorry for Gordon, he had absolutely no idea what he was getting himself into, but I mustn't grumble as his loss is my gain. People would be crazy not to make me leader after the hash he's made of things!</p> <p class="loose" id="c75u0" goog_docs_charindex="1949">I admit I have been giving Gordon lessons (out of pity of course) on h<a href="http://harrietharman.blogspot.com/2008/04/triumph-of-harriet-harman.html">ow to deal with Cameron at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">PMQs</span></a>, My "I will not take lessons from so-and-so" riposte has been working a treat, although I don't know if it is going to work this Wednesday. No line is fool-proof when you've got the lowest share of the vote for Labour in over 40 years. Tomorrow I will be sitting as far away from Gordon on the front benches as possible. It's the sensible thing to do.<br /></p>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-44835156022114952742008-04-29T23:18:00.008+01:002008-12-10T00:15:13.802+00:00The Three Ages of Female Tory MPsI'm back!*.<br /><br />Just stumbled on fresh-faced, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">blonde</span> Tory candidate <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/politics/authors/charlotte_leslie/index.html">Charlotte Leslie's blog on The Guardian's Comment is Free.<br /></a><br />It's a pretty humdrum blog, although on reading it, I can tell from my 26 years experience as a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">parliamentarian</span> that Charlotte is <a href="http://blogs.guardian.co.uk/politics/2008/04/boxing_is_the_best_way_to_stop.html">a crazy </a>in the making. The pretty ones always are :-(<br /><br />Shame though. As any seasoned political observer knows there are only 3 ages to the female Tory MP -Babe, Junior Minister, and "Nadine <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Dorries</span>". No one stays a babe for very long and others like Nadine manage to skip the whole ministerial thing and jump straight to Medusa.<br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0W7UrNZpkxnVXSpqkI_FzlpYAkV-L0da0-isCv5emlvh9cKv2I3PKOXCQHcI78pKVuVzYgpOUSPRWDXH7KQqnhpbfTn6oXie6fONCepU1Yl_YEVh4gORaPMm6AAhjdMV9FDfYIJBbjIY/s1600-h/3+stages.jpg"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0W7UrNZpkxnVXSpqkI_FzlpYAkV-L0da0-isCv5emlvh9cKv2I3PKOXCQHcI78pKVuVzYgpOUSPRWDXH7KQqnhpbfTn6oXie6fONCepU1Yl_YEVh4gORaPMm6AAhjdMV9FDfYIJBbjIY/s400/3+stages.jpg" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5194931142347385426" border="0" /></a>Surely a fate worse than death.<br />Yes I know most of you are thinking, Nadine <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Dorries</span>.. who?<br />I should explain, but where do I start?<br />Sigh.<br />More later.<br /><br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />*apologies for the late blogging. Only just recovering from traumatising Austrian father incest <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">disgusto</span> story. What is with those people and their bloody cellars anyway? Will take a while to shift those images from my brain which was unable to think of anything worth blogging about for a good 12 hours. That's the last time I read the metro in the morning!<br /></span>Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561165510618647135.post-65481604637963136032008-04-28T22:05:00.001+01:002008-04-29T00:02:30.300+01:00Quote of the Day - 28th Apr<a href="http://trannyfattyacid.blogspot.com/2008/04/international-tranny-rescue-are-go-or.html#links">writes the headline titles> <br />In the middle of a very long and rambly post.<br /></a><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;">I guess the point is that the cotton bag gives the impression that it is doing good, when in fact it is not - like the Common Agricultural Policy, Greenpeace and Harriet Harman. - </span>TrannyFattyAcid<br /><br />Harsh. ..not that I ever liked Greenpeace.Happy Harriet Harmanhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08855595432639279414noreply@blogger.com2